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Ballot to Nowhere: The Best Movies of 2023

You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.

Jan 17 •

Jesse Hassenger

September 2023

Martin Short Needs No Defense

SNL Du Cinema #2 (sort of)

Sep 8, 2023 •

Jesse Hassenger

May 2023

The Little Mermaid (2023): They In For a Worser Fate

Spoiler: That fate is Rob Marshall

May 22, 2023 •

Jesse Hassenger

December 2022

Ballot to Nowhere: Best Movies of 2022

RIP, The A.V. Club

Dec 31, 2022 •

Jesse Hassenger

October 2021

James Bond Is the Real November Man

Looking back on the first four Bonds I saw in movie theaters.

Oct 18, 2021 •

Jesse Hassenger

August 2021

She's All What?

Addison Rae isn't sure what to do when she's freed from your phone.

Aug 31, 2021 •

Jesse Hassenger

July 2021

Posing Through the Years: Black Widow

Is Natasha Romanoff my problematic fave?

Jul 9, 2021 •

Jesse Hassenger

June 2021

Crystal Lite: What's Billy Crystal doing here today?

SNL du Cinema, Part 1

Jun 17, 2021 •

Jesse Hassenger

April 2021

Josie and the Pussycats at 20: A pop-music oracle that didn't care too much about pop music

Take away Randy Newman's first Oscar and give it to "Three Small Words"!

Apr 15, 2021 •

Jesse Hassenger

March 2021

January 2021

All the movie stuff not fit to pitch.

Jan 19, 2021 •

Jesse Hassenger

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