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Ballot to Nowhere: The Best Movies of 2023
You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.
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Jesse Hassenger

September 2023

Martin Short Needs No Defense
SNL Du Cinema #2 (sort of)
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Jesse Hassenger
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May 2023

The Little Mermaid (2023): They In For a Worser Fate
Spoiler: That fate is Rob Marshall
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Jesse Hassenger
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December 2022

Ballot to Nowhere: Best Movies of 2022
RIP, The A.V. Club
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Jesse Hassenger
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October 2021

James Bond Is the Real November Man
Looking back on the first four Bonds I saw in movie theaters.
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Jesse Hassenger

August 2021

She's All What?
Addison Rae isn't sure what to do when she's freed from your phone.
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Jesse Hassenger

July 2021

Posing Through the Years: Black Widow
Is Natasha Romanoff my problematic fave?
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Jesse Hassenger

June 2021

Crystal Lite: What's Billy Crystal doing here today?
SNL du Cinema, Part 1
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Jesse Hassenger

April 2021

Josie and the Pussycats at 20: A pop-music oracle that didn't care too much about pop music
Take away Randy Newman's first Oscar and give it to "Three Small Words"!
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Jesse Hassenger

March 2021

Avatar, Judd Apatow, and Movies with Cultural Impact
Or, Not Another Cultural Impact Movie
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Jesse Hassenger
WandaVision Isn't Interested in Your Puny Mortal Television Conventions
In fact, it's demonstrably uninterested in anything that doesn't relate back to the all-important MCU!
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Jesse Hassenger
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January 2021

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